The last barf bag is full… can you please pass me another one?

Mudflats asks, “How low will they go?”  Here’s an excerpt:

But more importantly, if  the press does turn its lascivious, million-eyed focus on the young lovers, will this actually be a good thing for McCain and Palin?  Or, will the nation have its head held, and be forced to watch as these two young people, who never asked for this kind of attention, become a sideshow attraction as they are paraded in front of cameras, and become political pawns in a chess game they don’t want to play?  This plan may backfire.

How does the proud papa-to-be, Levi Johnston,  feel about the situation?

The ice-hockey player wrote on his MySpace page he was a “f***ing redneck” and stated, “I don’t want kids.” But a McCain insider predicted he would marry Bristol whenever his future mother-in-law wanted. “It’s a shotgun wedding. She kills things,” the source joked.

Ha ha. Let the marital bliss begin.

Read the whole story here.

Just when you thought it couldn’t get any more disgusting…

2 Replies to “The last barf bag is full… can you please pass me another one?”

  1. I’ll let you be the judge…

    While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher, who’s hand was caught in the gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Palin and her bid.

    The old rancher said, “Well, ya know, Palin is a ‘Post Turtle'”.
    Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a ‘post turtle’ was.
    The old rancher said, “When you’re driving down a country road you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that’s a ‘post turtle”.

    The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor’s face so he continued to explain. “You know she didn’t get up there by herself, she doesn’t belong up there, and she doesn’t know what to do while she’s up there, and you just wonder what kind of dummy put her

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