Porn Industry Bailout??? (Poll)

Unfuckingbelievably, Larry Flint (Hustler Magazine) and Joe Francis (Girls Gone Wild) are asking for a $5Billion Porn Industry Bailout.

While these two argualy may come by their earnings more honestly than those on Wall Street with their Golden Showers–I mean Golden Parachutes–they hardly need a bailout.  (CNN Reports that “Flynt and Francis concede the industry itself is in no financial danger — DVD sales have slipped over the past year, but Web traffic has continued to grow.”  Which makes sense that these masturbators would rather do so in the privacy of their own home rather than hobbling down to the local video store for all their neighbors to see…)

The only people that NEED a bailout aren’t getting it.

What say YOU?

Just when you thought it was impossible for us to look any more ridiculous as a nation…

One Reply to “Porn Industry Bailout??? (Poll)”

  1. Du –
    Flynt is a publicity hustler.

    Will Congress bailout plastic surgeons next?

    Examine the wrinkles in the shrinking cosmetic surgery biz!

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