John Oliver dedicated another show to Donald Trump, but this time, like so many others we focus on Donald Trump’s penis and “tiny hamster-sized fists.”
John Oliver says, “That’s right, Donald Trump just talked about his dick in a Presidential debate. A dick, which I presume, looks like a Cheeto with the cheese dust rubbed off.”
He then seques, and I kid you not, to Morgan Fairchild reading a snippet of the audio version of Ivanka Trump’s “For Love Alone”… and you might want to grab a little barf bag for that part.
John Oliver then points out that Donald Trump wouldn’t be the first President that left “jizz all over” his girlfriend’s clothes.