Apparently a “respectable” couple with “respectable” jobs went out for lunch and a few drinks and ended up stripping and fornicating on the Queen’s lawn, in full view from pubs, restaurants, shops and hotels.  They even disregarded the “Keep Off The Grass” signs.

While Japanese tourists filmed it nearby soldiers and onlookers cheered, as the couple humped away “as if they were in their own bedroom”.

After being arrested for “outraging public decency” and a night in the pokey,  and sobering up, they claimed to be embarrassed.

Read about it in the UK Telegraph here.  Do you think they will include it in their “The Week In Pictures”?