Under The Influence… On A Lawn Mower

Apparently, some man by the name of Danforth Ross, in Vassalboro Maine decided he needed some beer.  His driver’s license, however, had been revoked.

Being resourceful, he decided to drive his lawn mower, with friend en tow, to the local convenience store to retrieve two more cases of beer and make sure that his enebriation level didn’t fall below “stupid”.

Several motorists on the way flagged down police to make sure he was arrested.

Read the whole story here.


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