According to Merriam Webster, there are many definitions for COCK.
1 a : the adult male of the domestic chicken (Gallus gallus) b : the male of birds other than the domestic chicken c : woodcock d archaic : the crowing of a cock; also : cockcrow e : weathercock
2 : a device (as a faucet or valve) for regulating the flow of a liquid
3 a : a chief person : leader b : a person of spirit and often of a certain swagger or arrogance
4 a : the hammer in the lock of a firearm b : the cocked position of the hammer
5 usually vulgar : penis
— cock of the walk : one that dominates a group or situation especially overbearingly
Now, let’s use one of these definitions in a sentence. Since this is my blog, I get to choose which definition:
I am quite certain that Glenn Beck has a tiny COCK. Furthermore, I bet it doesn’t work very well. In fact, I would wager that he spends quite a bit of time yanking on it wondering how he can get it hard. Of course, he probably does this in front of a mirror — and then he probably starts crying.
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