Rick Perry Memes by Girl Du Jour

Rick Perry announced his most recent bid for the Oval Office today. Not sure how long you’ve been following me but Rick Perry is one of my favorite targets. The memes and jokes literally write themselves. He’s an idiot.


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Congressman Hastings Is All Out Of Fu*ks (VIDEO)

My sister, who lives in Texas, was kind enough to share this video with me wherein Alcee Hastings (a congressman from Florida) is all out of fucks to give.  He tells the congressman from Texas EXACTLY what he thinks about Texas. And it’s delicious.


He was later quoted as saying:

I love Texans, but I do not like their policy makers who are in the majority. The simple fact of the matter is, evidently, I touched a nerve deep in the heart of Texas. And I would ask them to tie a yellow rose around it and do like ‘Frozen’ and ‘Let It Go.’

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The Most Beautiful Flatulence Ever Recorded (VIDEO)

For those of you that follow my facebook page, you know that I’m a woman that really appreciates a good fart. In fact, I have recommended cherries and cherry juice for those that want a virtual symphony of flatulence each morning.  Plus, it’s really good for your joints. And it aids in a good night’s sleep. I prefer the tart cherry juice over the black cherry juice myself.

Anyway, I found someone that enjoys a good fart as much as I do. And apparently his brother does too.  Because he made his fart, literally, into a symphony for his brother.

You’re welcome.

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Australian Comedian Blows Gun Nuts Away With Facts (VIDEO)

Jim Jeffries On American Gun Nuts

“Your First Amendment means I can say your Second Amendment sucks dicks! And unless you’re an American Indian, you’re a fucking immigrant as well! So, fuck off!”

Jim Jefferies is an Australian comedian who experienced a home invasion when he was living in England. He doesn’t wish he had a gun.

In the video below Jefferies details how Australia experienced the Port Arthur massacre in 1996. The deadliest massacre in history. There were also massacres in each of the ten years prior. After the 1996 massacre Australia said, “Not One More” and they actually meant it. Wasn’t just a meme. Australia changed their gun laws and… no  more massacres.

I don’t want to spoil it for you, because he makes some excellent points.

WATCH the whole bit here:

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WATCH What Happens When A “Homeless” Man Hands Out Cash (VIDEO)

Let me introduce you to Yousef Saleh Erakat. He is also known as FouseyTUBE, “an Arab Palestinian-American entertainer and motivational speaker who produces parodies, vlogs, comedy sketches, and pranks for his YouTube channel.”

Two days he posted a video of an experiment of how people reacted when he gave the appearance of being a homeless man and tried to give money to people that appeared to be wealthy.

No One Has Ever Become Poor From Giving

He has a sign that says, “No one ever become from giving.” He sits on the sidewalk and sets out to see how people react when they think that a homeless man is offering them money:

WATCH what happens next:

Some people make the whole human race look bad. Yousef Saleh Erakat makes us look good.

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Images are screenshots from the video above.
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Climate Change Denial Disorder (VIDEO)

If you have friends, family members or elected officials that suffer from “Climate Change Denial Disorder” you will want to show them this video.

WATCH from Funny or Die:

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Martha Stewart BRINGS DOWN THE HOUSE Roasting Justin Bieber (VIDEOS)

We have TWO videos for you to see today.  First we’ll start with Martha warming up, then we’ll move on to some more really good stuff.

FIRST video here (second one below):

“When I did my stretch, all the hood rats on my cell block wanted to break off a piece of Martha Stewart’s ass, so I decided some bitch needed to get got. I walked into the chow hall, picked out the biggest bull dyke and I stuck her. From then on, prison was easier than making blueberry scones. Shaq, I hope your mom doesn’t still hold a grudge.”

WATCH Martha Stewart in RARE form:

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