Brooke Shields Wishes She Had Lost Her Virginity Sooner Than 22

I certainly didn’t wait that long.  Brooke feels that waiting that long was actually a “health regret“. I wonder what Bristol Palin would have to say about this? People Magazine reports:  Her mom may be governor, but there is no nanny in the Palin house. Bristol gets up – usually twice during the night – … More Brooke Shields Wishes She Had Lost Her Virginity Sooner Than 22

Greta interviews Bristol, I mean Sarah (does that woman ever shut up?)

Wait!  here’s a few seconds of Bristol acknowledging that abstinence is a ridiculous notion (and that we are all animals driven by the primal urge to procreate!) To believe that Bristol planned this on the spur of the moment and that Big Fat Flapping Mouth Sarah didn’t orchestrate this is also ridiculous.  Note that there are only two … More Greta interviews Bristol, I mean Sarah (does that woman ever shut up?)

Poor Levi: "He has to do everything by the book now"

Poor, poor Levi Johnston…  Now that the media is watching his every move he has to obey rules that everyone else has to. And then there’s that whole thing about his mother being a drug dealer…  suddenly the troopers are publicly backing off the idea that Palin’s VP Candidacy had anything to do with the … More Poor Levi: "He has to do everything by the book now"

Poor Levi: “He has to do everything by the book now”

Poor, poor Levi Johnston…  Now that the media is watching his every move he has to obey rules that everyone else has to. And then there’s that whole thing about his mother being a drug dealer…  suddenly the troopers are publicly backing off the idea that Palin’s VP Candidacy had anything to do with the … More Poor Levi: “He has to do everything by the book now”

Theme Song for Bristol and Levi: Paradise By The Dashboard Light

Boy: I remember every little thing As if it happened only yesterday Parking by the lake And there was not another car in sight And I never had a girl Looking any better than you did And all the kids at school They were wishing they were me that night And now our bodies are … More Theme Song for Bristol and Levi: Paradise By The Dashboard Light