Poor Levi: "He has to do everything by the book now"

Poor, poor Levi Johnston…  Now that the media is watching his every move he has to obey rules that everyone else has to. And then there’s that whole thing about his mother being a drug dealer…  suddenly the troopers are publicly backing off the idea that Palin’s VP Candidacy had anything to do with the … More Poor Levi: "He has to do everything by the book now"

Poor Levi: “He has to do everything by the book now”

Poor, poor Levi Johnston…  Now that the media is watching his every move he has to obey rules that everyone else has to. And then there’s that whole thing about his mother being a drug dealer…  suddenly the troopers are publicly backing off the idea that Palin’s VP Candidacy had anything to do with the … More Poor Levi: “He has to do everything by the book now”

Theme Song for Bristol and Levi: Paradise By The Dashboard Light

Boy: I remember every little thing As if it happened only yesterday Parking by the lake And there was not another car in sight And I never had a girl Looking any better than you did And all the kids at school They were wishing they were me that night And now our bodies are … More Theme Song for Bristol and Levi: Paradise By The Dashboard Light

Bristol Palin, with insanely ginormous breasts, gives birth to a son.

What I think is weird about this, aside from her gargantuan breasts, is that she named her son Tripp–which is awfully similar to Trig–which I think will reignite the controversy that Bristol may in fact be Trig’s mother too (as opposed to her mother. Sarah). Now don’t freak out, I don’t have any evidence one way or … More Bristol Palin, with insanely ginormous breasts, gives birth to a son.